Update! Texas is Cold.
It’s 44 degrees right now. 44.
I’m in Amarillo, Texas and the rain has finally stopped, but everything is cold. And wet. But mostly cold.
There’s this chunk of rain that just sitting there over Albuquerque. It’s not going away. It’s supposed to move east a bit to rain on me. Probably all day.
I’ve been glued to AccuWeather.com and their prognosis isn’t a good one. I’m going to get rained on today. And it’s going to be cold.
Is it too much to ask for a hot dry day in Texas? This is just weird.
Oh, and why is vice president Dick Chaney doing the weather? Has he finally eaten all the babies?
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Maybe Dick is “Xenu” and is communicating with his “Entheta” people and getting ready to take over the world! I guess in some ways he resembled Xenu in both “Panorama” and “South Park”.
Anyways, he doesn’t eat human babies just because their nutritious and delicious (I’m kidding). He just needs their cuddly hearts because he’s so friggin’ cold hearted!
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Eric reply on May 15th, 2008 9:15 pm:
You know WAY more about Dick Cheney than you should. You must have special clearance.
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Hahahhahaha!!!! I just looked at the grumpychimp thing. That is so funny! I especially like #5, which I would never have gotten without Eric’s pop culture education. Hahahaha!
Yeay you!
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Eric reply on May 27th, 2008 1:46 am:
That’s why I’m here. Some folks just need schoolin!
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