Category Archives: Geeky Things

Space read my post about Star Wars or I’ll force choke you

I’ve been reading quite a bit of Star Wars books lately. I plowed my way through the sparse series that took place 1000 or so years before the movies and am now working my way through the many, many books that are set in the decades after Return of the Jedi.

For the most part, they’re are pretty good. It’s interesting how they incorporate the main characters and their kids with the minor characters from the movies. The universe building is wonderful. I love that. The stories are hit and miss, with one story arc taking up as many as nine novel. The character building is also great as each novel takes place over the course of only a handful of months.

The writing, however, is sometimes not so great. The writers seem to think that the reader will forget that this takes place in space and that Jedis exist. Some constantly remind you of both. I get it. We’re in space and Jedis have special powers. You don’t need to tell me that the Navy is a “Space Navy.” And I honestly do understand that when someone plants an explosive that ignites when hit by a ship in space is a mine. I don’t need to be told that it’s a “space mine.”

I also fully understand that when a Jedi pushes someone without using hands, he’s using the force. You don’t need to refer to it as a “force push.” The same goes for “force choke,” “force wound,” “force grip,” and “force whirlwind.”

But oh my does it sound nifty and cool. See?

Jedi Master Luke Skywalker’s force hunger sense was tingling. More than anything in the whole wide galaxy, he wanted space french toast. And so he force mixed the space batter and, using his jedi powers, he dipped the bread into the galactic bowl. With his force powers, Luke force toasted the space bread. It was as good a breakfast as the nerf sausage and mynark eggs Han and Lando the Space Pimp were eating.

But still, these are great books. I’m currently working my way through Legacy of the Force. They’re sad and heavy and really well done. Some authors eschew the use of “space” and the overuse of “force ______.” And to those authors (like Karen Travis), I send a hearty force hug. Thank you for writing such good space books.

Oh! They’ve encased him in Chocolate. He should be quite well protected….

Easter means chocolate things. This year, they meant vegan peppermint patties shaped as Han Solo encased in carbonite.

These were, of course, made by Sarah, and were as good as ever. She made them a little while back, but I saved Han encased in Choconite for today.

That reminds me. Sarah still needs to see Empire Strikes Back. I wonder how I’ll get her to do that.

Nom Solo!

Yesterday Was Not My Most Favorite Day

Yesterday was a very ungood day for me and blog-related things. It started over the weekend – for some reason, my RSS feed wasn’t updating for this or my Civil War blog. I did tons of searching and just couldn’t figure out why. It was stressing me out since a good handful follow this blog via RSS and 100ish follow my Civil War blog in the same manner.

But then weird things started to happen. The front page of my Civil War blog was just text and pictures – no formatting, no theme, etc. I fixed it by reinstalling both wordpress and the theme. The RSS feed started to work then and all seemed to be fixed. But then it happened again yesterday.

Somewhere along the way, Sarah suggested that the RSS problem and the weird front page thing could be related. I wasn’t thinking and didn’t really believe her (sorry). But after fuming about the problem for awhile, someone emailed me to tell me that the Civil War site was being blocked by his anti-virus program. Then three others emailed about it.

Something was horribly wrong. I reinstalled wordpress and my theme and it was fixed again. But I called my web host just in case. I spent about thirty minutes on the phone with and they assured me that if there was a virus, it was gone.

But then it came back.

After some reading and prompting, I discovered that a virus had wiggled its way into many of the index.php files on every single blog that I have. I melted down, pulled myself together and spent a good eight or nine hours fixing it.

My brain was completely melted. So melted, in fact, that I accidentally deleted the wrong database. This database. Thankfully, I had a backup, but the problem there was that the backup was corrupt. I managed to get most of it, except for the past week of posts.

Thanks too Google’s caching and a bit of sauciness on my part, I was able to fix all of that by the time I went to bed (9:30pm-ish … yes, it’s early, I wake up at 4am).

And now, things seem to be okay. I’m still having problems getting a good backup of this blog, but I’ll keep working on that until it works.

Yesterday was fairly horrible. Today was much better. And soon, I’ll have ice cream.

Fun pics from the Model Train Show

On Sunday, while everyone was getting pre-drinking for the Super Bowl, Smartz and I checked out the Model Train Show at the Evergreen Fair Grounds in Monroe.

I’m again becoming quite the little railfan, and even though I had a small train layout when I was a kid, I never really got too into model railroading. However, since I like trains, I figured that I’d enjoy myself at the train show.

Turns out, I did.

I took tons of pics, trying to get Smartz’s camera to co-operate with macro-close up shot – only a handful turned out as anything interesting.

Check them out, if you like…

Click here!

New motorcycle simulator destroys grammar while building good cycling skills

Wut?!

A company known as Motor Simulation, LCC has invented what appears to be the motorcycle simulator we’ve always never really asked for. I’m sure it’s well put together and sophisticated as all get-out, but, as their press release indicates, it steals the bits of your brain typically used for grammar and puts them to work learning the skills you need to take twisties at 70mph. HOT DOG!

Motor Simulation, LLC has improves safety for motorcycle riders. It’s cutting-edge technology and the experience of it’s management team has designed and build a fully-interactive, high-definition graphics simulator with a fully movable, reactive motion base that simulates riding a motorcycle in real-time, base upon the parameters of physics and not a gaming engine. No simulator has ever been built in history that is as advanced or with as much current, up-to-date technology.

They really has improves safety, I have no doubt. It’s management of build is with up-to-date technology.

See it here.

I mentioned Weird Al in passing. Did you not notice?

Well, it’s been about a week since I posted anything. It’s not because I don’t have anything to say. I could go on for hours. But this past week I’ve picked up a couple more hours and it threw me off a bit.

weirdalIn my free time, I’ve been working on the upcoming Christmas mix. It’s pretty well ready to go. I’ve been messing with the volume level and converting everything to mp3 for downloading purposes (it’ll be posted on Chirstmas Eve). As far as the physical Mix CD, I should be able to mail it out the same time as I did last year’s (first week of December). The packaging is pretty fun, I think you’ll dig it.

I’m also the new proud owner of three of the four first Weird Al Yankovic albums on vinyl. I’ve got his first, In 3-D (with “Eat It”) and the one that nobody bought Polka Party. I had all of these when I was a kid and haven’t really listened to them since then. In 3-D was the one I listened to most. I loved his polka medleys of popular songs. Weird Al is pretty brilliant.

Speaking of nerdy things, I’m going to go upgrade to the new Linux Mint. I’ll probably watch some MST3K after that.

Oh and I’m going to try to write more very soon.

Everything’s Ducky Now!

May I admire you again today?

Ducky Dale!So guess what? I was having a typical crappy day at work dealing with asshat customers and a nearly endless array of things I don’t want to care about when a very awesome thing happened.

I was working the customer service desk when a woman came up to me and said, “hey, I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but can I ask you a question?”

“Sure, go ahead,” I said, ready for nothing good.

And so she asked, “Has anyone ever told you that you look like John Cryer?”

Wow!

“Thank you so much!” I was ecstatic! “I haven’t been told that in years.”

And that’s true. I used to get this a lot. “You look like Ducky from Pretty in Pink.” I never saw too much of a resemblance, but lots of people have mentioned this.

Here’s the deal though, since I hadn’t heard it in so long, I figured that I must have grown out of my Ducky stage. It’s true, I gained a bit of weight and John Cryer got famous again with his show Two and a Half Men and he’s still skinny – so I look pretty much nothing like him now.

Ducky Vs. Eric - ok, maybe I could still stand to lose a few...

Maybe I’ve lost a few pounds in the past couple of months (or maybe it’s the lighting at work). Maybe I’ve grown back into (or shrank back into) another Ducky phase. I’m ok with that even if I don’t really see it.

I’m off like a dirty shirt.