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Where is the road?

Collecting songs for the Road Trip mix CD (which has, incidentally, taken on the name Hot Sun Beating on a Blacktop) has got me thinking about the road.

They forgot the "me."The weather becoming absolutely amazing has also done its fair share of it (though Scoot 66 was plagued with horrible, crappy weather – everything but hail).

Being without a car means that the scooter is my only transportation. This turns the scooter into something of a necessity rather than recreation. That doesn’t mean it’s as unfun to ride as it is to drive, of course. It just means that when I’m riding, it’s usually not specifically for fun – it’s to get somewhere I have to be. It’s way better than driving or taking the bus, but still, the point isn’t just riding.

Anyway, all this has me itching for the road.

A recent development that I’m not really going to share at this point might indicate that travel is on my horizon. ((Ew! I sound like a horoscope.)) However, it also may not be, which is a real tease. I would love to get back on the road for a bit. I realize that I can’t go out like I did last spring and summer and I’m almost okay with that. A week or so would be great. Very, very great.

Selling the white scooter?

Yes, probably.

I mean… if it sells.

A few days ago, I put the white Stella scooter up for sale on Craigslist. My plan is to sell it and buy a cheaper Vespa.

It’s got a brand new engine in it and runs great and I’m pretty thrilled about that. Because of such things, I’m apprehensive about selling it. Everything about it is working right now (well, except for the horn, but it just needs a new horn and nobody can hear it anyway so what does it matter?).

In my ad, I state that I’m also ok with trading. In normal circumstances, I’d rather trade even up. But I’d like something pretty much just as reliable as what I’ve got.

The reason I’m selling is because I want an around-the-town bike. The Stella has a P200 engine in it, which is perfectly fine around town, but really more built for speed than anything. I already have a scooter that goes 85mph and is very reliable (the 2007 Vespa GTS250).

I’ve put a lot of work into this scooter, including all the cosmetics and installing the new engine. Even so, I don’t really feel an emotional attachment to it. I didn’t think I’d feel any attachment to the soulless GTS, but after Scoot 66 and spending three straight months on it, I do. And without a car, it’s this close to becoming essential.

Mostly, I just want another “vintage” Vespa. I had a 1959 and it was fun. I’d like a mid-60′s VBB or Sprint (recently discovered that I like these!). I’d really love a late 70′s/early 80′s Primavera. They’re smaller and I bet they’d be a blast for city riding.

But then, after seeing this Lambretta commercial, I’m thinking about a Lammy!

Reunited!

Ruby is back.Over this past weekend, the shipping company that was bringing my scooter from New Berlin, PA to Seattle, WA dropped off Ruby in front of my door.

It only cost $425 going from door-to-door. That’s pretty good, no?

They showed up around noon and as they rolled the scooter off the trailer I got this weird rush of nostalgia. Not like 1950′s nostalgia or anything like that. But it was like seeing an old friend. This scooter and I had ridden 13,000 miles last spring and summer. We hit nearly 30 states together. There’s definitely a bond.

Having her back makes me want to travel. But at this point, I can’t even legally ride it yet. The Pennsylvania tags are expired and in order to get it registered in Washington, I have to get the bank to send me a photocopy of the title. Yeah, I’m still paying on this one.

I asked the bank if they could just scan it and email it to me. But no. They said that wouldn’t be secure.

That brings up a point on how banks are woefully behind the times. How is emailing something “not secure,” but mailing it totally ok?

The mini-herd.When you mail something, it passes through the hands of a lot of people. And unless it’s registered mail, there’s no way to tell where it is or what happened to it if it goes missing.

But still, that’s secure according to Jonestown Bank. Thankfully I don’t have my money in their secure location.

And speaking of banks – I find this funny.

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It’s not easy being green (but it’s easy to be a douchebag)

Imperial Storm Scooter!After doing a bit more work on my scooter (ok, I adjusted a clutch cable – not really work), my ride is shifting like (vegan) butter. This is great! And while I was out riding yesterday, it again occurred to me how thankful I am that I don’t have a car. I pretty much hate driving.

I’m not smug enough to think that I’m saving the earth by riding a scooter. Hell, I mainly ride a two stroke. Sure, I get 65mpg, so it cuts down on some of that “carbon footprint” thing, but I’m burning oil (that’s what two-strokes do), and even though it’s a very clean burning synth oil, it’s still not great. ((Two-stroke engines, like diesel engines, emit more particulate. They look dirty, but actually, due to the efficiency and small size of the engines they emit LESS CO and CO2 than a regular car or SUV.))

So what should I do? Buy a new scooter? Well, that’s what I did a year or so ago, remember? I bought a 2007 Vespa GTS250. It’s super clean and gets like 75mpg or something. Much better than a hybrid.

But that brings into question the idea of buying a new anything in order to be green. I didn’t buy the GTS250 to be green. Hell no. I bought it to ride across the country. And I did that. Twice. If you want to be “green” and need personal transportation, buy a used scooter, car, whatever. Buying new anything is not “green.”

I’m not a big fan of the “green” movement. Mostly it’s for very well off NPR-listening pretentious liberals. I’m very much not one of those things. Take, for example, this douchebag at Huffington Post. This is everything I hate about the whole “green” thing. He thinks that buying TWO brand new $7000 & $10,000 Vespas gives him green bragging rights (it’s about half-way down his rambling, self-serving article).

Green isn't a color in THIS rainbow!What he and most others don’t take into consideration is the “carbon footprint” of buying a new anything. And percentage-wise, the “carbon footprint” of buying a new scooter is pretty high.

If the douchebag wanted bragging rights, he could brag about buying *one* used scooter instead of two new ones for at $17,000 a pop. But when you’re fairly well off (and surrounded by others like you), I guess things like this don’t matter so much.

He even tells us how he goes shopping. Instead of buying less and packing it into saddlebags and a backpack or two, he hires a taxi to take the groceries home. What. A. Douche. Why not just take a cab the whole way? Wouldn’t that be more practical? Yes, but no bragging rights.

And as far as throwing some solar panels on his beach house… well, it becomes painfully obvious how oblivious he is to the real world. If you check out his energy consumption and his 300 gallon fish tank, he clearly doesn’t get that less is more.

I (and this douchebag) are lucky. We live in a place where we can ride year-round. He gives zero thought to anyone not living in California (big surprise on that one). Most folks need a car. People have families, live in places where it snows, etc. They can’t rush out and buy two brand new scooters for themselves.

I'm on Sass Street!And seriously, why two? He claims a 250cc is for around town and the 500cc is for longer travels. But I traveled 13,000 miles on a 250cc last year. Hell, the gal who did the Peace Scooter run did twice that in two years on a 125cc! Why not just buy one small scooter? They get way better gas mileage, have way less emissions and if you buy used, no “carbon footprint” from buying new.

I do wish I would have thought more about buying used when I bought the GTS250. I should have done that. But now that I have it, I’ll keep it and enjoy the ride.

From here on out, however, I’ll buy used. It just makes more sense. There are so many used bikes out there, why get a company to make you a new one? Oh, and I promise, no obnoxious blog posts about how I’m so awesomely green for buying used. I seriously freaking promise. If I do that, stab me in the face, ok?

Sometimes they come back

Mater, Ruby and me. For a long time, I’ve been unsure what to do about the red Vespa GTS that I left back in Pennsylvania, the scooter I dubbed “Ruby.” We traveled 12,000 miles today last spring and summer. We covered 29 states and for three months Ruby was my home. It’s hard to simply dissolve something like that.

As far as scooters go, I prefer the two-stroke “vintage” feel. There’s something organic and natural about it. If something goes wrong with a two stroke, I can probably figure out a way to fix it. That’s not true with a modern scooter like Ruby. The Vespa GTS is fuel injected. It’s an automatic. All of that is beyond me. Sure, the GTS can reach speeds of 85mph – that’s great for the interstate, if I have to venture onto it.

Still, I wasn’t sure what to do. Since being here, I’ve ridden my Stella. It’s perfect for around the town. With the new 200cc engine, it would actually be pretty good on the interstate, though nothing like a new Vespa.

The Imperial Storm ScooterSo anyway, I tumbled this around in my head for months now and finally just chose a side. Ruby is in transit to me. I found a nice mom & pop shipper on uship.com and they picked up the GTS from Pennsylvania Saturday afternoon. It should arrive at my doorstep around February 10th.

I’ll be a two scooter scooterist again. Both scooters are on the higher end of the engine scale. The Stella is 200cc and the Vespa is 250cc. Most scooters are 150cc. Some are less. I would probably trade my Stella for a very nice “smallframe” Vespa, a vintage two stroke that is great on gas, light under foot and fun as anything to ride around town.

That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

It’s a fun scooter video!

A few years back, Adidas made a fun commercial for the World Cup games in Lisbon. In it, Football/Soccer stars hopped on scooters and rode their way across bits of Europe.

It’s really cute and really, really fun.



A few days ago, I made some mention that riding had become mere transportation rather than recreation. In a sense that’s true (though it’s not tedious transportation like in a car). But this video is a great reminder of how fun riding can be.

Yay!

-ps – In the “related posts” section below is one called “video to scare the hell out of me.” That one is worth checking out too – if for no other reason than perspective.

Real Men Wear Skirts

With the exception of the freakish snow storm last month, there is very little snow here. It’s also not nearly as cold as it is back in PA. Even so, the winter months are pretty chilly. I moved to Seattle in the hopes that I could ride my scooter year-round. And if the weather stays like this, I should have no problem doing so.

I have a great wind-proof jacket and rain coat, a good helmet and need some better gloves (for winter), but the whole ensemble is tied together by the skirt.

Scooter and skirt!

Corazzo‘s scooter skirt (officially called the more-manly “lap apron“) attaches around the waist and covers your legs (though not your butt). It’s made of a waterproof nylon and a fuzzy fleece lining. This is the year-round-rider’s savior.

I’ve been riding pretty much every day since the snow went away (with the exception of this weird illness thing) and this keeps my legs toasty warm even when the temps dip into the mid 30′s.

I used to have another brand and it attached to the scooter itself and then around your waist, but that didn’t really sit well with me and it was difficult to keep the wind out. Corazzo’s, however, is perfect.

I can’t really get up to speed in the city, but at 40mph, there’s no flapping and certainly no wind coming through it. In the rain, which happens pretty frequently in Seattle, there’s not a drop that gets through.

Striking a pose.There’s not one bad thing I can say about it. It keeps me warm and dry on the weekly (or more often) runs to Mighty O’s. On even longer rides, the temps don’t bother me a bit. Wind on my legs – not a problem. And because I wrap it around the outside of my jacket, wind creeping up my back is never an issue.

So if you happen to ride a scooter and just happen to be looking for a way to keep your spindly little legs warm throughout the colder riding season, get the Corazzo lap apron.

Corazzo is based out of Portland, Oregon. I use their 5.0 jacket when it’s not raining and their Carbone gloves when it’s not cold and rainy (actually, I do use them then, but I’m looking for good winter gloves). Corazzo makes a winter glove, but it’s got a patch of leather on it – making it their only nonvegan product.

You can learn more about Corazzo here, but what impresses me most about them is that they are a fairly local company who they manufacture their products in the US and Canada. Also, the two guys who run it are great fun, I visited them twice on Scoot 66.

Time to ride!
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