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sitproperly on Jan 21st 2008 Gaudia Vaisnava, The Hing

Introducing… The Hing; ISKCON’s Finest News Source

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So much news goes unreported in ISKCON. Dandavats, Sampradaya Sun and Chakra just can’t cover it all! So here is where The Hing steps in.

The Hing, ISKCON’s finest news source, promises to bring you the most in depth reports ripped straight off the headlines. We’ll deliver compelling accounts of the issues important to you the exact moment you need them most. Fridays!

Each Friday (for as long as we can manage), we’ll dish out the news you’ve grown to expect since you started reading this announcement, not two minutes ago.

Upcoming scoops include…
-Devotee Family Desperately Tries to Plan Vacation Around Temple Locations, Free Prasadam
-Maverick Book Distributor Actually Reads Prabhupada Book
-Ex-ISKCON Guru Now Ex-Ithica Car Salesman
-Area Grhasta Vows to Speak to No Woman Except Wife
-Mr. Clean Finally Converted
-New DVD Series: Memories of Memories of Srila Prabhupada
-Ritviks Blowing Selves Up in Last-Ditch Effort to Stop ISKCON gurus
And many, many more!

Stay tuned to my blog. The Hing is coming soon…

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Note – Ok, let’s get a bit serious here. The Hing is satire in the vein of The Onion. This means that the articles are not true. They’re poking fun. And yeah, it might be a touch controversial to make fun of things we devotees do, but if we’re honest with ourselves, we’ll admit that some of the things we do are really damn goofy. Just see.

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