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eric on Jun 12th 2007 at 11:07 am Random Life Stuff

Mary’s story about the flasher

There is a woman who comes into the bookstore once or twice a week. Older lady. Maybe 80 (I’m bad with age, but I think that’s close). She always tells stories. This is the one she told today.

Well, I lived in this apartment complex and was listening to the police scanner. Heard that there was a call in for indecent exposure from the apartment below me. Now, it’s cold. Snow on the ground, about 16 degrees. So I go downstairs and knock on their door and ask them what’s going on. Turns out, there was some guy on their patio with his pants undone and his dick all pointed out. I don’t think it was because he was horny, it was 16 degrees, it was just frozen.

Anyway, I got a good look at him and went upstairs to my apartment. I grabbed my 12 gauge and three shells, loaded up and stepped out onto my balcony, right above their patio. By this time, the guy figured something was up, so he stepped back and I could see him. I leveled the shotgun at him and yelled down, “hey buddy!” He looked up at me and saw that I was aiming at him. “Strip!”

He just stood there. “I mean it. Take it all off. Your pants, your shoes, your shirt. Everything!” So he started to strip in the 16 degree cold with snow on the ground. He got his shoes off, his pants and underwear off and just about had his shirt over his head when the cops finally showed up! I ducked back inside and they took him away. Ha!

And that’s Mary.



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Comment by sarahNo Gravatar
2007-06-12 20:40:06

she tells goodstories too!

 
Comment by Nedra ZeallNo Gravatar
2007-06-12 22:34:16

OMG Mary is awesome! I wish she were my neighbor.

 

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